An unusual relationship

When I finally ended up in court to settle these matters, I was informed I would have to spend some time in jail and pay a fine; of course, I would lose my license to drive. This was not going to work out for me very well and I decided with a suggestion from my lawyer that if I did not have any good reason to continue my stay in Washington, I might be a lot better off leaving. I managed to put off the jail time for six months, convincing that Judge that because of my disability and the jail without air-conditioning, it would be detrimental to my health if I was locked up during the summer months. He agreed, giving me sometime to figure out what I was going to do. I decided that leaving the state of Washington was my best option. I had some time to organize and as luck would have it, I met another crazy woman. I forget where we met, but suffice to say we did. She was oversexed and demanding. As it turned out, If she did not feel satisfied she would become violent. I found out later she had a restraining order against her from a previous boyfriend who she attacked. Of course, I did not know about any of this and was blissfully going along with this relationship. It was nice to have some love in my life, but that was until she became upset about something. I think it was because I fell asleep, and she thought she did not receive what she was entitled to. I apologized profusely, but she decided to throw a candle at me. A candle I had made for her. Was that fair? I ask you now, what is right, anyway? My thumb was broken by a gift I gave her? Didn't seem right at the time and still doesn't. While the candle was in flight, it was headed straight for my eye and I was lucky enough to deflect the candle, but it hit my thumb and broke it in three places. Of course, the police showed up and informed me of this woman's history. This was not the highlight of my evening. Then the police told me when she was with her previous boyfriend, after an disagreement she went after him with a knife. I guess I should consider myself fortunate that she only wielded a candle against me. This was actually a completely ridiculous situation, and let this be a lesson to you; do not drink with crazy women! Also, know something about whom you are hanging with. Have a sensible outlook, or if you find yourself in a similar position because you are horny, be careful. And good luck with that!